Slack Injection TV - 003 - The Search for Chargertron


In this episode…

Slack Injection TV - 002 - The Wrath of Garco

ANOTHER?! Yep. Making these shorter, too – longer they are, the more easy it is for me to get distracted and forget.

Only the slightest effort towards an actual ‘theme’ for this. But still hella random. Working on that. Trying to find what works.

Backups:, Vimeo, Odysee

In this episode…

Slack Injection TV - 001 - Intellectual Property Violation Extravaganza

Starting a new video collage series!

Somehow this will be easier to keep going as a regular thing than, say, the podcast version of Slack Injection. I just love video editing. :P Anyway, sometimes there will be a theme. Usually not.

Typically this is just a collection of pseudo-interesting and/or weird amusements that I come across and are certain to never get monetized. Enjoy!

Backups:, Odysee

In this episode…

Realtime Observations - Picard 2x10 - Farewell


I’m having a hard time putting together thoughts on this that aren’t dripping with contempt, so I’ll just say the only moments in it – and maybe of the entire series – that I actually felt were worth the price of admission were the final ones with Q. (Even if it bordered precariously on being over-sentimental, close to fan-fiction.)

This was bad. Really bad. Good, or even marginally great individual moments here and there. But the sum total?

Get the fuck off my bridge.

⭐ 1/2

Realtime Observations

  • Well, here we go.
  • Yes, we saw the recap where the Queen said the prophecy, too, Jean Luc. Like, 10 seconds ago.
  • Oh geez, we couldn’t resist doing a “‘Voyage Home’ step into the transporter beam at the last minute” trick, huh?
  • You don’t think they got the idea for a Gary Seven crossover because of the… rocket launch… unngh.
  • “We can’t control who we lose”? I mean sometimes, sure, but we’ve had whole episodes about how it’s a Captain’s job to sometimes end people to their deaths. That’s just “feel good” gobbledygook.
  • Adam’s blurting out his attack plan to the computer as if he’s on a 24rd century starship. 😆
  • BUT IT’S A RECORDING. 🤣 Hard mustache-twirling action!
  • So Soong’s going to go so far as to make a fake recording KNOWING they’ll show up at his place, yet the actual hardware he’s using to carry out the attack is still there…?
  • Oh wow, they’re actually calling that out. But… it’s still there. Unless it’s a last minute “best I could do” scenario.
  • Christ, Adam is so punchable.
  • So how did Raffi become the computer expert and not the ex-drone? Also, no weapons? Couldn’t have destroyed the drones?
  • Guessing “Renee” is a hologram. Chekhov’s Ears from the other ep? :P
  • Soong gave her a stink-palm.
  • Rios just flying fuckin’ drones around. Wee.
  • CALLED IT. 🙄
  • Glad that neurotoxin works the same on Romulans as it does on humans.
  • Well, that was wrapped up quick. Plenty of time for speeches though.
  • I guess that means we just have Q and the Soong kid’s plot to wrap up in the next… 20 minutes? Ish?
  • Support your local libraries.
  • 100% FILE DELETION CONFIRMED. If only rm -rf reported it like that.
  • PROJECT KHAN. This show is as subtle as a sledgehammer. (June 7, 1996, for those playing at home.)
    So subtle.
    So subtle.
  • 460 Lowry Ave, Los Angeles, CA.
  • Oh, fuck off, Wil.
  • oh god this is so awful
  • so so so awful
  • Yeah, this is going right in the canon trash bin.
  • “How does money work” – can we stop this nonsense trope about Trek not understanding money?
  • “I am dying alone. I do not want that for you.” – god, that’s just right on the border of being too schmaltzy. But it still stirs emotion in me. 😭
  • So Q fucked up the universe so Jean Luc could allow himself to get laid.
  • “Even gods have favorites, and you’ve always been one of mine.”
  • “What about Elnor?” “Who?” HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
  • Oh, fuck off Raffi.
  • CALLED IT. And there goes all the hopes for a Rios/Stargazer spin-off. I’m fine with that. Fuck this universe. Let him be happy.
  • So Q’s dying and he doesn’t have his powers, except he does? Or was a lot of this an act? I really can’t tell.
  • I’ll admit, everything with Q here is beautiful if a bit fan-fictiony.
  • So hold up; what was the point of Q trying to pull Renee off course? Getting Adam to run him over? Doing anything with Adam?
  • And Picard and crew needing to be sent back 2401 is what ultimately kills the already-dying Q? If he didn’t time travel to fix the problem, would Q have some more time left? Etc, etc. Whatever, I don’t care.
  • WHOA, AGNES IS THE BORG QUE-- of course it was, no shit. :P
  • Oh, so Rios is gone and I guess Jurati? So they literally went on a side quest in-between the seconds…or…?
  • “Must it always have galactic import?” – apparently.
  • Aaaaand there’s our Captain Seven. A low-level fan theory pops up to the top.
  • Goddamned Q indeed. 😡
  • Guinan posting spoilers…
  • So the “good” Trek universe is more or less a timeline violation from multiple angles.
  • I will never get over how we’re supposed to actually believe in a relationship between Picard and Laris.
  • I wonder who we’ll kill off in Season 3? The entire TNG cast, maybe?
  • The DVDs of this show really need to be buried in the desert and forgotten.

Look at that nose. 🥰
Look at that nose. 🥰

Realtime Observations - Picard 2x09 - Hide and Seek


Well, 80% of that was just playing hide and seek (as advertised) against Borg with a really bad “day-for-night” filter and green laser pointers, but that other 20% was as good as the first two episodes. A decent fan theory panned out, surprisingly.

I’m also itching to do a recut of this series down to a 2-hour movie. So much of this is just giving them something to do to kill time. I don’t mean this episode, but the whole series.

It wants to be like The Voyage Home so badly, but most everyone in Kirk’s crew had something to do that was critical to the plot.

  • Kirk and Spock obviously had to track down the whales.

  • Uhura and Chekov had to collect particles from the ‘nuclear wessel’ to time travel back home.

  • Sulu, McCoy and Scotty had to acquire a chopper and convince the guy – hold up, that wasn’t Stuart Pankin? – to build the transparent aluminum walls for the whale tank.

Everyone had a role. And that role had direct consequences for the success of their mission.

All Seven, Raffi, and (sadly) Rios did was get into some shit and have to do rescues and action scenes to… well, what DID they do? Other than give Warrior Queen Jurati her inspiration to be nice. (And force a reason to both remove and insert Elnor into the story.)

This is all super weak, but the fate of Picard’s mother was actually shockingly decent. Though, fuck me if it actually somehow plays into the finale with Q and Renee. (Remember Q…?)

And I do very much enjoy this new interpretation of the new Borg. It’s kind of the next logical step past Hugh. The Queen might be a bitch, but it’s nice to deflate the cartoonishly evil vision of her into something more nuanced.

Imagine if the whole episode – or series – had been full of interesting things like that.

Still, one more episode to pull a miracle out. I’m not optimistic, but I’m a little less skeptical than I was before I pressed play on this week’s ep.

Let’s see where it goes, I guess. :P


Realtime Observations:

  • From the “previously on” recap, the proverbial “forks in the road” according to Queen Agnes last week, (I’d missed these):

    • One leads to [Adam Soong] bringing humanity back from the edge of extinction (or he dies alone…?)

    • Renee Picard either boards a spaceship and makes a discovery that renders [Adam’s] work obsolete (or doesn’t).

  • Considering it’s been silly, yet canonical that assimilated Borg tech turns “green”, I have no leg to stand on when I say the green beaming effect is, well, rather silly.

  • Agnes in the buff! Woo!! 😜

  • Aaaaaand that pretty much seals the “2x01 Borg Queen is Agnes” theory. :P But how is this forthcoming battle in any way compelling if… well, let’s watch and find out, I guess. 🙄

  • Ah, the Queen hacked herself up a decent deal on some green laser pointers from Amazon.

  • So many laser. Such stealth.

  • Ah, the ol’ fractal encryption trick.

  • HAHHAHAHAA are you fucking kidding me? HOLO-ELNOR. 😆

  • We’re just never going to see beam weapons again, are we? :(


  • NX-01 REFIT!!!

  • In true movie/TV tradition the cybernetically super-enhanced drones can barely hit anything, even with laser pointers.

  • No, wait, Rios got nicked because the plot needed (?) him elsewhere. Surely complete chance, considering he had several green dots on him before that. :P

  • Yeah, could you imagine the damage SHE would inflict. Yeah. HER. 🙄

  • Rios knows how to operate Tallinn’s crazy tech. Sure, why not?

  • All the laser sights turn off. Everyone relaxes (before Adam speaks at least). I mean, that keen Borg collective mind could have just DONE THAT to lure them out and then just riddle them with shots, but nah.

  • I’ve seen 1950s sci-fi flicks with better “day for night” coloring. This looks so bad. :P

  • Why the hell are they acting like they’re defeated just because Adam showed up? He’s even aware you could unload and kill him, but threatens you with worse if you try…? Is this a fire fight for the future or not?

  • I have a feeling Adam is secretly terrified and will turn on the Borg. The “unknown variable” thing is probably a hint. But probably not.

  • Nope. Definitely not. At least not until next week when his ‘daughter’ is threatened, wherever she is. Probably next ep.

  • These Borg flashing high-power green lasers around while “seeking” Picard and friends is bordering on extreme ineptitude. I know it’s one of those style-over-substance artistic choices that looks great on screen… but it’s kind of difficult to suspend disbelief here.

  • HOHO! One DID turn his crap off. Though he just Kool-Aided through the door, instead of, say, blowing Seven’s brains out. So it’s not a complete upgrade in tactics.

  • The couple that impales together…


  • Perfect bead on Jean Luc’s big crusty, eggy melon with a super bright green laser and they still can’t cap him.

  • Adam just yelling “PiCaAarrrRd!!” into the night is hilarious for some reason.

  • If desaturated blue is your favorite color, boy do I have an episode for YOU.

  • CANON ALERT: Janeway went to bat for Seven joining Starfleet, threatened to resign.

  • “We’re not getting out of this.” – I love Seven’s pragmatic view on life.


  • WRITERS: You’re treating the Holo!Elf like he’s actually Elnor. I know you thought that was clever, but you’re making some major, awful implications about security for anyone who steps foot on the fucking ship.

  • Rios not only knows how to operate Tallinn’s equipment but has the skills to try and hack “the subroutines”. Sure, dude.

  • Oh, so tricorders contain an entire emergency room full of tools now, eh? That’s… actually not a terrible idea, if it had a holographic emitter. That would be a reasonable progression of the technology,honestly. But I doubt it went that deep in the writing process. It certainly wasn’t shown on-screen that way.

  • Man, Adam is REALLY smug. 😆

  • Oh no, is this going where I think it is? 😨

  • Don’t cocktease the reveal, man, this is twice you’ve done that now.

  • Apparently Holo!Elf has a portable emitter… but that tech came from the future, thanks to Voyager… so did Voyager still happen under the Confederacy…? Was that the EMHs emitter, or did they reverse engineer the technology? Questions.

  • “I’ve missed you, Raffi.” – No you haven’t, you were literally birthed from nothing an hour ago from a copy of the last time you were alive. I mean, I’m just extrapolating from what the show told us.

  • “I share the recollection of Elnor’s final breath” – big, big, big fucking security implications. Literally nobody from the military would be able to step onto that ship. Like an Admiral, for instance. Or a Borg Queen. Or all those fresh drones.

  • You know, for a couple of people hiding in the basement from Borg drones you’d think they’d be a bit quieter.

  • Yeah Holo!Elnor, you hold off those heavily armed mercenary Borg grunts with your sword and silly pose. Well, the computer is simulating his lameness pretty well, at least.

  • It’s a non-green beaming effect, so you know it’s not the Borg. Thanks Picard, I couldn’t have known otherwise. I’d been like “Oh wow, the Borg are beaming themselves off the ship?!”, but you had my back.

  • You fucking beamed them into the walls of the tunnels under the building!!! Did they even know about them? Or that Picard was down there?

  • I can’t lie. Warrior Queen Jurati is straight-up SMOKIN’. 😍

  • But she’s also ridiculous – let’s fight a hologram and totally ignore hitting it’s emitter. I know the decryption key is “in it’s head” but pounding on the hologram is surely only going to wear YOU down.


  • Oh, NOW she can Dr. Octopus it off him. 🙄

  • Holy shit, she ripped Seven’s guts out.

  • Oh hey, they took the day-for-night filter off. FINALLY.

  • “You can’t be sad forever.” – hahhaha, challenge accepted. 😩

  • I can’t say the road they’re taking with the Borg (of this timeline at least) isn’t interesting. This was one of the fan theories. Borg + Jurati = 2x01 Federation-joining Borg. Face hidden because it’s literally Jurati’s face and normal Jurati is there, too. Fair enough. I like that idea, tough. The desire to grow and advance fed through cooperation instead of raw domination. Taking a tougher but more sustainable path for the long term. Like an overly aggressive virus having to become less lethal to survive. That’s clever. 👍

  • I also enjoy the idea of the Borg constantly needing to ‘fix’ the timeline because someone always ‘comes after them’ and defeats them. I’m not sure if they said that exactly in the ep, but it tracks.

  • “Let’s build a universe of Sevens!” – Yes. Please. Or Jurati’s. Or both. Plz?

  • “What if your future was here, and it was always supposed to be.” – yeeeeeah, he’s staying.


  • Rios beams EXACTLY where and when he needed to be to shoot the baddie. 🙄 Better yet, the other guy starts pounding on him and Jean Luc and Tallinn just stand there with their dicks in their hands.

  • Explosive DNA gun. Convenient.


  • Dude, Picard’s mother’s fate is seriously fucking DARK. I commend the show for committing to that. 😑

  • Ahh, they addressed the “old lady” vision of his mother from TNG! That’s pretty good, really. Well, as far as unnecessary revisionism goes. Glad they at least remembered it.

  • “The future will have no need for a Borgslayer.” – that’s kind of a great line.

  • Welp, looks like you’re stuck here, Rios. How unfortunate. Or is it FUN-fortunate?

  • Oh, you’re just going to gloss over the advice of a superior being that can see the timeline, eh, JL?